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My personal musings about anything that gets on my radar screen--heavily dominated by politics.

2005-10-18

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Mark Steyn, in his own inimitable way, has a hilarious column in the Telegraph today. It actually has a serious point, but I'll just give you a bit of the humor to draw you to it:

Last week, on Belgian television, the UN children's agency premiered the first adult movie featuring the Smurfs. By "adult", I don't mean it was a blue movie. Only the characters were blue. But it was an adult movie in the sense that the Smurfs were massacred during an air strike on their village, until, in the final scene, only Baby Smurf is left, weeping alone surrounded by wall-to-wall Smurf corpses. It's the first Smurf snurf movie.

Well, I thought, say what you like about the UN, but any organisation that wants to bomb the Smurfs can't be all bad. Instead of those wimps at Dudley council banning Piglet like a bunch of nancy boys, why couldn't they make some blockbuster video nuking the Hundred-Acre Wood and leaving Pooh to die in a radioactive Heffalump pit?

Go. Read. Today.
Posted by: Michael / 10/18/2005 12:01:00 AM

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