Celebrate Our Commonalities

Yes, indeed--our brethren to the South have a great deal in common with us. Just take their recent elections, for instance.

The Leftist candidate loses by just a little bit in a heated contest. Does he accept his fate graciously? HAH!

No. Just as in America, the Leftist candidate goes to the courts to demand a recount. All our country is missing is the ability to motivate 100,000 people to protest in the streets.

Oh, wait. I forgot about Jesse Jackson . . .